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I was never known for my beauty; the mirror shows my thin wrinkly face, pale skin, and crooked teeth.

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Telling my girlfriend's parents that I'd clogged their toilet would be the easy part.

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A hand jerked at my leg, pulled me underneath the bed and forcefully clamped my mouth shut.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa.

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I was setting up a dinner for one alone, placing the small bowl of curry on the table.

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"Take these, they'll help you feel healthy", he said with a smirk as he handed her the krill oil pills.

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I was able to finally afford a laptop, so I didn’t mind the previous owner didn’t factory reset it for me.

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As she passed me the box which presumably held the audio tapes of the assigned reading, my classmate said, "Here you go, instead of reading the whole stupid book, you can just listen to this. It's an audio-book of sorts."

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Our son took to cannibalism with more enthusiasm than I expected.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was never known for my beauty; the mirror shows my thin wrinkly face, pale skin, and crooked teeth.	37
Telling my girlfriend's parents that I'd clogged their toilet would be the easy part.	37
A hand jerked at my leg, pulled me underneath the bed and forcefully clamped my mouth shut.	37
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa.	37
I was setting up a dinner for one alone, placing the small bowl of curry on the table.	37
"Take these, they'll help you feel healthy", he said with a smirk as he handed her the krill oil pills.	37
I was able to finally afford a laptop, so I didn’t mind the previous owner didn’t factory reset it for me.	37
As she passed me the box which presumably held the audio tapes of the assigned reading, my classmate said, "Here you go, instead of reading the whole stupid book, you can just listen to this. It's an audio-book of sorts."	37
Our son took to cannibalism with more enthusiasm than I expected.	37
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